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How To Eat a Fucking Slice of Pizza
Mayor Bill de Blasio went to Staten Island today, as we have never done one does, and ate some pizza. The above photo was taken during a press lunch at the restaurant Goodfellas (what’s up, SI), and clearly shows de Blasio eating pizza with a fork. As Colin Campbell perfectly put it on Politicker, “Stick a fork in him.” De Blasio’s done, you guys. But just in case his impeachment isn’t a sure thing, we thought we’d go over the rules of how to eat a fucking slice, so that none of you will fall prey to the same trap that has felled our new mayor and other notable New Yorkers, like, uh, Donald Trump. Here’s how to eat a fucking slice.
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How To Eat a Fucking Slice of Pizza

Mayor Bill de Blasio went to Staten Island today, as we have never done one does, and ate some pizza. The above photo was taken during a press lunch at the restaurant Goodfellas (what’s up, SI), and clearly shows de Blasio eating pizza with a fork. As Colin Campbell perfectly put it on Politicker, “Stick a fork in him.” De Blasio’s done, you guys. But just in case his impeachment isn’t a sure thing, we thought we’d go over the rules of how to eat a fucking slice, so that none of you will fall prey to the same trap that has felled our new mayor and other notable New Yorkers, like, uh, Donald Trump. Here’s how to eat a fucking slice.

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